The 29,931 Day Diet Plan - Copyright Stuart Macfarlane

Days 6574 - 6939                           Academia Abstention

Student days - the age of wisdom, discipline and reason. A time of important decisions which will shape your future career, life and happiness. A time for responsibility and self-control when you must make sacrifices to ensure that both mind and body are honed to perfection. This period lays the foundation for your future. It is thus a period of intense, disciplined study. A period of rigorous exercise and healthy living. Your future is being moulded today and you are the sculptor. 

Breakfast: The left over pizza from last night’s party

Lunch: A large bag of greasy chips and six pickled onions.

Dinner: Two bags of crisps and a Mars bar. ( you are on a student’s budget after all )

Evening Snack: 2 pints of beer, 3 vodkas, 6 tequilas, several peculiar cocktails and eight bags of nuts.   ( you are on a student’s budget after all )

Exercise: Dancing from 11 pm until 6 am