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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 237
Really Wasn’t That Interesting by Paul H Tubb
An old man called Barnaby Spring
Really wasn’t that interesting
In fact it became such
That he bored people so much
To avoid him they’d do anything.
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Poop in Your Knickers by Herbert Nehrlich
As all cowards and backstabbers do
you will only feel safe in a crew
at the end of your bickers
you will poop in your knickers
like orang-outangs down at the Zoo.
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Brownbagger by Herbert Nehrlich
He was known as the local Brownbagger,
in his belt he had hidden a dagger.
As an industry rep
bribing was a small step
and the common folks surely would stagger.
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Scenes And Dreams by Thomas Hardy
From manuscripts of moving song
Inspired by scenes and dreams unknown
I'll pour out raptures that belong
To others, as they were my own.
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