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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 44
Sylvia Plath by Balloons
Since Christmas they have lived with us,
Guileless and clear,
Oval soul-animals,
Taking up half the space,
Moving and rubbing on the silk
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Rookie by Jim Tebow
I thought that metre was what made a poem go
With rhythm and rhyme to decorate for show
But all of that stuff need not be heeded
All expressions are equally needed
This I now know because Aisha told me so.
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Dirty by Karen Alexis LaRose
This boy and girl turned each other on
each time they met at the crack of dawn.
For a long time they tried to unite souls
But sadly, he couldn't find the hole
so each day he tried, she just yawned.
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Happy Birthday, Bill by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a warrior named Bill
he had manners but went for the kill
but when decades went past
he admitted, at last
that he now was on top of the hill.
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