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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 212
Contempt by Herbert Nehrlich
Let us enjoy our poetry
a given in a land that's free.
Though politics may bother some
ignoring it will keep us dumb.
Our leaders ought to know the rules
that we are not pathetic fools.
Yet they behave as if exempt
and practice, laughingly, contempt.
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Poetry! ! Poetry! ! Poetry! ! by Jonathan Goldman
Why do we write all these Verses?
We must have better things to do,
But whatever we try,
And I don’t know why,
We write Poem upon Poem for you.
It’s funny how my style has changed,
It’s a Limerick today I’ve composed,
It wasn’t meant to be,
But it is ~ you can see,
Just Poetry! ! Poetry! ! Poetry! !
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All of the rest by Joe Pamanian
There was a young lady whose chest
Was acknowledged as one of the best.
She had no inhibitions
About competitions
Since she stood out from all of the rest.
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Putin Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a fellow named Putin
who was highly deficient in Rutin.
quite unable to eat
that disgusting buckwheat,
it was rich -so he figured- in Gluten.
Putin's wife, who was ugly and snotty,
who would constantly utter RABOTYI,
she wore clothes from abroad
when the cold war had thawed
and she paid not in Rubels but Zloty.
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