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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 224
Craig Fitzgibbon by Daniel Sokol
There once was a player named craig Fitzgibbin
Who after the game was limpin
Next week his got the bye
Tonight he will eat some pie
Then he will go put it in the bin
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Rundown Shack by Mariah Williams
There once was a man named Mac
Mac lived in a rundown shack
but one day
he inheirited some monay ($)
but soon after died of a heart attack
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Fullsome Effulgence by Margaret Kollmer
A scarlet-robed cleric caught binging
Appealed to the Pope without whinging
His fullsome effulgence
Won a splenary indulgence
Tho' a Cardinal sin was impinging.
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Person who lived in Genoa by Joe Pamanian
A person who lived in Genoa
Guessed his pet snake might well be a boa.
This was fact and not fiction,
Its powers of constriction
Made it squeeze him so hard it was soa.
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