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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 231
Happy Birthday to me: a Limerick by Jim Milks
Happy Birthday to me
come and sing with glee
for I am an old man now
with white hair and a wrinkled old brow
looks like it is the ice flows for me
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Apple Cider by Shadigo Claws
There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died;
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside.
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Old Person of Dover by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field of blue Clover;
But some very large bees,
Stung his nose and his knees,
So he very soon went back to Dover.
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Tipsy by Herbert Nehrlich
A granny who was a great poet,
she has posted her and we all know it.
She has once been so tipsy
that the gang named her Gypsy
so she seized all her talent to grow it.
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