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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 144
Old Person of Cadiz by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Cadiz,
Who was always polite to all ladies;
But in handing his daughter,
He fell into the water,
Which drowned that Old Person of Cadiz.
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Playhouse in My Backyard by Mahfooz Ali
Poetry inspired me early on.
A quirky only child,
I spent a fair amount of time reading alone
in my pale blue bedroom
or in a wooden playhouse in my backyard.
I wasn’t entirely antisocial,
but found many of my best friends
in a parallel universe of words
occupying a small bookshelf in my closet.
And while I never considered myself a poet,
I composed silly limericks
while the neighbourhood kids played dodge ball.
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Washington D.C. by Gary R. Lundquist
We vote in smart people, you see.
Then we send them by planes to DC.
Where They're met by big money,
Handshakes and smiles sunny.
No more will there voting be free.
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Love: A Limerick by Jim Milks
On the corner stands a young man
That loved a girl named Diane
His love was misplaced
For she was rather chaste
Now he spends his time with Suzanne
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