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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 131
Immigration by Jim Milks
To the strangers in our lands, 'welcome to our shore'
But if you are illegal, we don't want you any more
Oh the crimes you do commit
And the social security number you did omit
When you leave don't get hit on the ass with a door
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Activism or Activation? by Ray Lucero
Nothing gained from taking to the streets
It plays into the hands of those in charge
“Fighting fire with fire” only self defeats
Activate heart and see your soul enlarge
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A Publican Pulling by Joe Pamanian
A publican pulling his taps
Had a very unfortunate lapse.
When the barmaid complained
He replied 'I am pained.
I thought you were one of the chaps.'
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Power Plant by Jim Milks
there was this power station
where they had a situation
they had a meltdown
and the town was let down
there was nothing left but a cockroach infestation
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