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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 234
Piste Off by Joe Pamanian
A sickly ski artist said 'Boff!
I can't ski with this terrible cough.
I had frightful catarrh
On the funicular
And even en piste I'm piste off.'
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Saw a Fellow by Herbert Nehrlich
Saw a fellow (an old human being) ,
at a Casuarina tree, peeing.
His companion, a dog,
raised his leg on a log,
he was blind and his eyes weren't seeing.
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Eagerly Search by Herbert Nehrlich
You are welcome to find some more stuff
and make up some if IT ain't enough
as you eagerly search
for new things to besmirch
human beings, you huff and you puff
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Rhymes… by Adam Wilson
Roses are red
Violets are blue
These rhymes make no sense
But sound good they do
Worn out cliché
Guess some like it this way
If the words fit the puzzle
I will put on my muzzle
But
Unless you think like a limerick
Say what you want to speak
Not what you want me to read
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