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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 67
Friendship Ended by Kathy Littrell
A robin my cat once befriended
Till one day the relationship ended
I came home to find
My cat changed her mind
For from her a mouth a feather extended
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What price Virtue by Jim Milks
The young girl with lots of time
Who would do most anything for a dime
Her virtue was sold
And her body grew old
Now that was truly a crime
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Thunder Bay Limerick by Kenny Microsoft
A boy from Thunder Bay
Who liked to play in the hay
His name is Mishing
He liked to go fishing
And sat on a rock all day
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Skill is Impaired by Herbert Nehrlich
A poet named Paul Apicella
while as prickly as Nelson Mandela
has politely declared
that his skill is impaired
though he may be a jolly good fella.
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