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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 229
My poems is not Poetry by Mary Wismer
My Poems are not Poetry
Poetry rhythm is essential part
Communicative act of rhythms
Where words created music
An effect on the reader’s and listener
Words beginning with the same letter
And achieve a poetically effect.
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Away From His Chevy by Herbert Nehrlich
When a gangster named Al Capone
was walking in Brooklyn alone,
he was carrying heavy
when away from his Chevy
but he needed a mobile phone
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Rhyming Artificially by Allan James Saywell
Known to all
Paternity admitted by none
For a century, smut has had a Ball
Limericks written, even about --
The Order of the Nun
It's content insipid, the Rhyming
Artificially ingenious
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Hang Out With A Fag by Herbert Nehrlich
In the land of the brave and the free
it's illegal, in public, to pee.
You can shit on the flag
or hang out with a fag,
don't forget to cross every 't'.
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