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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 142
Tolerating Siblings by Shadigo Claws
I have a young brother named Nolan
Who’s annoying, and a pain in the... colon.
But as he’s only my second
Sib, I’ll tolerate his heck and
His silliness till I go to college.
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The Rainy Night by Jim Milks
Driving home on a rainy night
sitting alone my passions ignite
driving with one thought in mind
I turn down a street that is less then refined
where I find a hooker that is most polite
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Wake Little Willy by Margaret Kollmer
Tis the last throes of Summer said Jilly
And I can't seem to wake Little Willy
Sure ye can said Big Ted
Just ye find me a bed
For these throses be prickin' me silly.
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Bursting With Poo by Herbert Nehrlich
When a farmer named Alois Rink
who'd been hovering right on the brink,
had not gone to the loo
and was bursting with poo,
it fell out of him, boy did it stink
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