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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 130
Can Crime Pay? by Jonathan Robin
When comptroller would syphon a dollar,
one may hear loud and clear victims holler!
Red-faced and red handed
the bait is soon landed, -
can crime pay in our heyday white collar?
There’s hot water, not flight, facts discovered,
Where the spotlight’s bright glare acts uncovered,
guilt is tried, bail denied,
for a wide span inside, -
but its rash to think all cash recovered.
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Lovelorn by Ray Lucero
At the risk of, sounding contrite
I offer love to thee, if it’s alright
Pray, thou dost not run off afright
Instead, in these few lines delight
Allowing them, thy heart excite...
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Jekyll & Hyde by Walter Krijthe
Doctor Jekyll made an addition
to a local fight competition
He entered with pride
his friend mister Hyde
who fought with an evil ambition.
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Student Loan Woes by Alicia Mcintire
For college Bob sure was saving.
At a burger joint he was slaving
but then he was fired
and for a loan inquired
and now high interest he is braving.
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