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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 223
Leopard by Herbert Nehrlich
In the jungle the lion is king.
To placate him the birds all do sing.
But watch out for the leopard
and his guardian, the shepherd.
They do form a familiar ring.
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Limerick is furtive by C Alan Reber
The limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
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Drank A Little Bit by Mathew Lewis
There once was a boy who liked a girl,
But things didn’t work out so well,
So he drank a little bit,
Because life is shit,
And now he’s in emotional hell
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Cardenden’s Finest Son by Daniel McDonagh
To Jock Stein and the Lisbon Lions
Our fathers would raise a cheer,
As they sat within their local pubs
With a whiskey and a beer,
And the tears would flow when a ballad was sung
Of Cardenden’s finest son
As the pub stood quiet to the memory
Of Celtic’s young Johnny Thomson
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